• There was a young lady who just got a nose job. she wanted to see how it looked so she went to the ice cream store and asked the man behind he counter how her nose looked. He said her nose looked great. She said "Im looking for the answer Swift and dreamy yet young and mature! Then the young woman went to the deli and asked the lady behind the counter. She also said her nose looked nice yet that wasnt what the answer she was looking for! Then when she was walking ome an old man said why hi there.
    The young woman gave it another shot and asked how does my nose look.
    the old man said i am blind and cant see. can i feel through your boobs and then ill know. The young lady said ok and 10 minutes later the old man said your nose looks swift and dreamy yet youn and mature!
    the young woman said how did you know.
    He said I was behind you at the ice cream store
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!