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razz so, now that we are trapped on a deserted island, what are we supposed to do?
stressed psh, i dunno, look for water?
razz of course!
stressed Hmm... where are we supposed find water in the middle of the ocean?
razz well i how am i supposed to know that? don't ask me anymore questions like that.
Like what?
Nevermind.
Hey, look!
What?
*points to class of water on rock*
go get it then, porky.
I got it! Wait, its just H2o.*Breaks glass all over body*
What are we supposed to do without any water?*Splashes in the river*
Hmmm... i have an idea. lets go look for some in the jungle of vicious viciousness.
How do you know thats what its called?
Cows are my friends.
come on man, we need to start looking for water!
looking for what?
I said Water!
OH, water. i can just go get some from my secretly secluded mondo secretive super secret water place.
Where is it?
It should be some where up in Mount Fuji.
What the hell? we're gonna die out here man! your hair is gonna fall out and you'll shrivel up like my sense of humor. and then, The arghararghargnargarangnargs are gonna getcha!
The arghararghargnargarangnargs?
Yes, the arharganargerssongenheimen....Whatever, just follow my directions.
wahmbulance hey, he stopped breathing. oh well, the chopper's here. time to go get me some water!
- by Dont Eat The Hammer |
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- | Submitted on 08/11/2008 |
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- Title: The search for water
- Artist: Dont Eat The Hammer
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Description:
a retarded story about two people looking for water on a deserted island with a jungle in the middle.
- Date: 08/11/2008
- Tags: retardedwatertrappeddesertedjunglestory
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Comments (4 Comments)
- Carghly - 04/05/2009
- hahaha. i like this alot!!
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- icefox5 - 02/27/2009
- awesome...
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- Hidden Shadow Love - 01/18/2009
- Humorous. XD
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- Julia Dream - 12/16/2008
- 1/5 for the use of emoticons and asterisks in a story.
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