• Sexy Jutsu
    Naruto was dreaming[again] about him and Sakura, and saw Sauske.
    "Ooohoooo! Ha! I'll get you this time, Sauske!!"
    Naruto hid, then used the Sexy Jutsu. The only problem with his perfect plan was that Sauske was GAY!!! He had transformed himself to appear as a guy, and thought that he would make him scream.
    Naruto slowly walked out. eek Sauske gaped, and then said: "Hey, your pretty hot." Sauske pulled Naruto to him. "Gasp! Sauske's, gay?" Sauske kissed who he thought was another guy. Naruto transformed back, and Sauske jumped and yelled.
    "I was making out with Naruto?!!? AAUUGHH!!!!" He ran, leaving poor Naruto in the dust, naked.


    the end biggrin